“This Is Not Your House”: Part 4 (The End!)

[For the backstory, see Part 1Part 2, and Part 3.]

Alternatively, here’s a (somewhat) quick summary for those of you who are all “TL;DR” about the backstory:

  1. In April 2013, I moved into an apartment with a a Brazilian woman and her daughter. We’ll call her “Mrs. Brazilian.” She seemed really nice, and she said I could use the kitchen to cook, which had been an important draw for me. The monthly price was R$ 1,300; however, since I pay up front for 3 months, she gives me a discount of R$ 1,250 per month.
  2. About a week or so after moving in, one day I was cooking in her kitchen one when she came home. She got very upset that I was using her kitchen and freaked out, yelling at me that “This is not your house.” Obviously this was a little stressful..
  3. Then, I start getting bit every day and night in the bedroom. At first I think it’s just mosquitos, so I turn the fan on at night and hide under the covers. Then I realize it’s not mosquitos — it’s fleas. I tell Mrs. Brazilian I think they may be flea bites, and she says “No, it’s impossible that I have fleas in this house. You must have an allergy.” (She has a cat.)
  4. After dealing with the two issues above for a couple more weeks, I can’t take it anymore. I ask Mrs. Brazilian the following: “If I move out early in June and only stay here for 2 months (April and May), can you give me some money back for June?” She says, “maybe,” but only if she finds someone to rent the apartment to for June. I agree.
  5. Mrs. Brazilian says she has someone who wants the room. Yay! After some hemming and hawing (in which she denies that she has fleas, again, and then tells me that I of course can use the kitchen), we agree that she’ll return R$ 1,000 to me for the month of June.
  6. Her guest never shows up for June. But I’ve already found another apartment and I’ve paid a deposit. She refuses to give me any money back, at first. Then, she finds a replacement guest, and says she’ll give me the money.
  7. The day I move out, she hands me R$ 300, instead of $1000. She says she doesn’t have the money. I get upset. She writes me a receipt that says she still owes me R$ 700, and we agree that I’ll call her in August to get the rest…

*******************

So now it’s August…..

As instructed, I called Mrs. Brazilian up this weekend to set up a time to get the rest of my rent money. Actually, I emailed her, because my iPhone was stolen a couple of weeks ago and, with it, many a phone number. So I emailed her this past Saturday, and she responded within a few hours:

reginaduberley duberley <reginaduberley@hotmail.com> Sat, Aug 10, 2013 at 6:59 PM
To: Rachel Hsiung <rthsiung@gmail.com>
OLA Rachel

Tudo Bem ??
Somente posso falar com voce na segunda feira
Pode ser as 15;30   no banco  BRADESCO
AG/ LIDO- COPACABANA –  perto praca LIDO  ao redor
do meu apartament  OK
 ATE LA
         REGINA

Translation: “Hi Rachel, How’s it going?? I am only able to speak with you on Monday. Let’s do 3:30pm. At the Bradesco bank AG/Lido – Copacabana – close to Lido square around my apartment OK. Until then. Regina.”

…..

Monday rolls around…

I take the train to the Bradesco bank near her apartment, as instructed. I wait outside for a while, before I look inside and see her seated within, in front of an official looking desk.

“Hi Mrs. Brazilian,” I said as I walked in, “I’m sorry, I didn’t see you inside, I thought maybe you’d be outside the bank.”

“Of course not, it’s a bank, you’re supposed to go in,” she responded. I really had no idea what this meant, but okay.

We chatted politely about the happenings in her apartment since I left. And by “we chatted” I mean “she talked at me, barely once looking me in the eyes.” She talked about how much she just adored Chichi, a fellow American student who had been staying there as well — so much so that they all almost cried when Chichi had to leave to go back home to the States.

I smiled and nodded politely. “Oh, Chichi already went home?” I asked, “That’s too bad. She was a great girl.”

Eventually Mrs. Brazilian turned to the subject at hand.

“So listen,” she started, “I spoke with my lawyer.”

I would have had an ominous feeling at this point if I hadn’t already guessed she was probably going to tell me something unpleasant. I nodded and smiled politely again.

“I spoke with my lawyer about the issue at hand, and he explained to me that I don’t actually owe you any money. You left the apartment of your own accord, and therefore you forfeited your rent money.”

“Huh,” I said, putting on a politely confused look. “That’s interesting that he said that, since I didn’t actually leave of my own accord. I left because you had fleas and because you wouldn’t let me use the –“

“No, no, no. I never had fleas. I’ve never had fleas in my house –“

“Then what explains the bites I received?”

“YOU had an allergy. No one else ever got bitten, I never heard a single complaint from anyone else in my house and I have never –“

“Really? Chichi didn’t say anything? Chichi told me that she was getting flea bites as well. Actually, she said she told you about it, and you gave your cat medication to take care of it.”

“No, that never happened. Chichi never said a word to me! My house is completely clean, there are no fleas –“

“Why would she lie about that to me?”

“I have never had fleas in my house. You had an ALLERGY. I have no idea what you’re talking about. No one ever said anything about fleas in my house, besides you, and you can’t prove ANYthing.”

“The fact that Chichi also said there were fleas sounds like proof to me.”

“So? She’s in the United States. It’s not like you can do anything about it.”

“Look, there were fleas in your house, and you owe me money. I’d like my money.”

“You can’t prove that I had fleas, my lawyer says I don’t owe you anythi –“

“You even WROTE me a receipt that says you owe me R$ 700.”

“So? That receipt doesn’t have my signature on it.”

“What do you mean? Didn’t you sign it?”

Mrs. Brazilian shrugged and just repeated, “It doesn’t have my signature. I never signed it. You can’t prove that I wrote it.”

“Are you serious?”

I stared at her incredulously. Not because I didn’t believe her that she didn’t sign it, but that she was actually TELLING me that she didn’t sign it, and on purpose.

I pulled the receipt out of my bag.

fdsafsd

The goddamn receipt she wrote me.

Only looking at it again did I realize that the “Signature” line at the bottom had my signature in it, rather than hers — I even remember when she told me to sign it! …I did feel a little dumb then.

…However, she HAD scrawled her name at the top of the receipt, for whatever reason.

“Look,” I said, “That’s your signature right there.”

“No, that’s not my normal signature.”

I stared at her again. Still pretty incredulously.

“Fine,” I said, after a moment. “I guess I need to call my lawyer as well then.”

“Fine. Call your lawyer.”

“Give me your lawyer’s phone number, so that my lawyer can call yours.”

“What? No. Why do you need his phone number? You don’t need his phone number –“

“How are they going to discuss this if you don’t give me his phone number?”

“You already have my email,” she retorted. “That’s all you need.”

“Um, no. That’s not going to work. You need to either give me your lawyers number, or your house number, since you already know my iPhone was stolen and I no longer have your house number.”

“I’m a mother! I’m elderly! I’m run a household, there are bills to pay. I have to feed my family and there are a million things that need to be done, I –“

“Just give me his phone number.”

“I didn’t want to do this, but you leave me with no choice. I’m the only running my household, I need to pay bills for light, and gas, and electricity, you know it’s not cheap to take care of a family —

“Yes, I know. Everything is expensive. Just give me your lawyer’s number.”

“The absolute most I can do for you is give you R$ 300, which I WAS going to use to pay our house bills, since I am the only person running my household.  BUT you need to sign a declaration that says i don’t owe you any more money after this.”

“..You have R$ 300 with you right now. Like, right now.”

“Yes, in my bag.”

“Show me.”

“What? No. I’m not going to show you. I’ll give it to you after you write that I don’t own you anymore money and sign it –“

“Just show me the money.”

“You don’t believe me? I have the money. It’s right here. Guard!” She called over one of the security guards by the bank entrance just a few steps away. Motioning him over with her hand, she said to him, “She doesn’t believe that I’m going to give her the money.”

The security guard didn’t say a word. His hands held behind his back, he looked at her with a totally blank face, then glanced at me briefly before looking at her again.

“I have the money right here in my bag,” she continued, looking at me disdainfully, “you can be witness to the fact that I will give –“

“Just show me the money already.”

The guard looked at us as if we were crazy, then turned his attention back to the front door. Mrs. Brazilian pulled a stack of R$ 50 bills out of her purse.

“Look. Right here. R$ 300.” She counted out six R$ 50 reais bills before stashing the rest of the cash back in her purse.  “The rest of this money is to pay the bills,” she grunted, not looking at me.

I didn’t say anything, just nodded.

She called over one of the bank tellers and asked for a piece of paper and a pen. The bank teller glanced at her boss, the manager of the branch, who was standing near the entrance by the security guard. The manager nodded at her. She proceeded to pull out a piece of printer paper and hand it to Mrs. Brazilian.

In large scrawling letters, Mrs. Brazilian wrote:

I, RACHEL _______, DECLARE THAT I HAVE RECEIVED R$ 300 FROM REGINA DUBERLEY SANTOS, AND SHE DOES NOT OWE ME ANY MONEY AS OF TODAY, AUGUST 12, 2013.

She handed the pen to me. I signed it. She signed it. She handed the pen back and ordered me to fill in my last name. I wrote it in. She handed me the money.

I said “Good afternoon,” got up, and walked out of the bank.

……

It was only as I left the bank…

…and was walking back to the subway station, that it occurred to me that our entire conversation had been a ruse. She’d been playing me the whole time! There was no way she had a lawyer — she made that damn story up to try to get out of paying me!

It also occurred to me that, in light of this, I probably could’ve pushed her for more money. She’d clearly had a stack of it in her purse, in case somehow she found herself having to hand over the full amount.

…By the time I got to the subway station, I was more than a little annoyed.

…And by the time I got out of the subway station and was almost home, I realized that I was really just relieved to never have to see her face again. Even if I did, in effect, pay $300 USD for it.

Thank. God.

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5 responses to ““This Is Not Your House”: Part 4 (The End!)

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  4. Hey :) i just wanted to book one month with the same lady! So glad I read this! do u maybe know a website where i can look for families?

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